I Really Love Coffee

I was in the mood for Dunkin Donuts but I lacked the funds and was sick of running into this problem,so as skinny, slutty, and charming as I could be, I proceeded to ask the over weight, middle aged,divorced,and hairy mold manager of said establishment out to an irish dive so I could get her shit faced and bribe her with my cock to get free coffee...it worked,and she was so impressed she asked me to take her daughter to the prom that weekend and paid for a motel room instructing me to fuck her daughter...so I got free coffee for 4 years,got to fuck a fat mother then her hot skinny daughter, all at the expense of my awesome cock and love for dunkies.