Once upon a time... back during the dial up days... there was this thing called AOL Chat... well for those of you that don't know AOL Chat was basically facebook without pictures...aka fucking insanity.. you would talk to random fucking people... and let me stress random...people based off a screenname...thats it.. no other parameters...this is before cell phones...you would get to talking to people..talk on the phone then eventually meet ..i did this a few times (i would meet somewhere public and if someone was ugly i would just walk right by them... i know terrible.. but fuck ugly peoples feelings...if the chick was hot i would try my best to fuck her..dont judge me i was like 16..).anyway one day i was like fuck it im at this house where everybody party's 24/7 whats the fucking worst that could happen.. i'll just get drunk and be mean to her if shes ugly... no big deal.. so i make plans to meet this girl at the house during a party..well someone else was throwing a party that night as well.. so our party moved to their party after this girl was on the way over... well she was from far away and this was before cell phones and i couldnt call her ... so i was the only one who had to stay back and wait for this girl... now mind you i was drinking the giant bottle of carlo rossi.. and about a half hour goes by im the only one there and the doorbell rings... i go answer the door and as i open iti am staring at a woman that is no taller than 5'5 and weighs close to 250lbs.. now i know fat chicks an look cute and have cute faces... this was not the case.. this woman dressed like Bill Cosby and had a bowl cut...i know delicious... well she just drove like an hour and a half to meet me so i invite her in and im like "ok just have a drink .. make up an excuse and just leave.. well as im fucking pounding the fuck out of this carlo rossi just to bury my shame and disappointment i start to think like a 16 year old kid.. after a quarter of the bottle im thinking.."ok maybe i'll let her give me some head"... after about half im like " she can def give me some head"... after 3/4 im actually letting her give me head... and after just about the whole thing i find myself in a side bedroom but ass naked with rosanne fucking her from behind.....
... OK... so... has anyone been drunk as fuck in the middle of horrible sex.. and then sober right the fuck up out of pure disgust... well i have.. because at that exact moment im looking at her .. i fucking lost it.. was like .what the fuck am i fucking doing.. you sir are fucking disgusting .. we need to flee.. immediately...so thinking like the sly fox i am i say that i need to go to the bathroom .. get dressed in like 2 seconds and walk out and closing the door behind me .. i realize i cant just leave because i live here.. fuck.. what am i going to do .. eventually the party is going to come back and they are going to see me with state puff slut and then im never going to hear the end of it.. so i did the smartest thing any man could ever do .. i went in the bathroom and shut the lights off .. locked the door and went to sleep in the bath tub.. and i swore to myself that no matter how hard motherfuckers knocked on that door i was in no way going to make a sound... and they knocked.. and so didnt she.. and i just sat there ... silent... the next morning i wake up and sneak out.. check the house .. cant find her anywhere... and i stumble across my man who is know for fucking the grossest pigs on the planet.. and he says to me... there was this fat disgusting bitch here last night looking for you .. i had to kick her out "... i said i know...i was so disgusted with my self panicked thats why i slept in the bathtub.... and that is the night i fucked a fat chick and slept in the bath tub...
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