Sunday, June 26, 2011

toilet paper

i honestly think toilet paper is the grossest shit on the planet... its straight fucking ugly... imagine getting shit all up in your armpit ( how the shit got into your armpit is a story for another day... just go with it) and someone handed you a roll of toilet paper to clean it out you would punch their first born in the genitals because how the fuck are you going to clean shit out  of a hairy crevice with dry paper thinner than lindsey lohan after a week in vegas... seriously if your not using baby wipes then your missing out because that is the only full proof way to clean the shit out of your ass.... see how i used that pun there... i should be  a writer or something... im getting off topic ...elastics smell funny

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